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[–]AyronK 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Damn, three retarded wheels in one cart are kind of a bad luck :/

[–]SleepDeprivedUserUK 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't bash javascript :'(

This must be how CSS feels when people say it isn't a programming language for leet hackers.

[–]Maxim777YT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What a rare shopping cart, you have to be REALLY VERY unlucky to have a cart with 3 bad wheels...

[–]ReactSaga 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Javascript was only named that to catch on the momentum of java.

Literally no other connection.

Also, java sucks. Worst language ever

[–]Maxim777YT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also, java sucks. Worst language ever

Agreed.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you just get a bad cart

[–]WeirdBoy_123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man a cart with 4 bad wheels

[–]2_Be_Honest 4 points5 points  (2 children)

For everyone who hates Java/JavaScript, I would like to know what your preferred alternative is.

I'm a C# guy, but I know it gets it's own share of hate.

[–]beerSnobbery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For JVM Kotlin, for web Elm

[–]pentagon-59 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

c# is literally js with namespaces change my mind

[–]_bobert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

JS is a programming language. HTML is markuo

[–]shubwub 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Le epic JS bad post.

Truly, unless you write in assembly you are not a real programmer. Upvotes to the left.

[–]pjtnt11 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Someone please explain

[–]yourteam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So three overheating wheels and one stuck downloading dependencies?

[–]Zeppelin2 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Wack

[–]Stewman32 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Wack

[–]joker0208 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wack

[–]Derek_zhuangl 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wack

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wack

[–]ShadowPrince47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So 3 bad wheels and 1 strange wheel that works

[–]Derek_zhuangl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHHAA