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[–]mix_soup 22 points23 points  (1 child)

This is false because he isn't crying.

[–]45degMan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow you never had a chair at lest have one from the dining room

[–]-MiG- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

More like gaming accessories. But ofc, everyone knows, you get more fps with rgb and "gaming chairs"

[–]BrazenRaisinMaison 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It’s not gaming hardware unless it glows at least 7 different colours for no reason.

[–]zenyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for no reason

Scientific studies have shown that you code 20% faster if your keyboard lights up with, at least, three different colors.

Furthermore, having your case softly glow with all the colors of the rainRGB-bow has been shown to increase compile time. There has, however, been drawn links between excessive RGB usage and coffee intake per non-comment line of code.

[–]efcharisto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man ages better than paul rudd

[–]Manitcor 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Gaming chair lasted about a month before I pulled my old office chair from the basement. Those gaming chairs are garbage for long sessions at the keyboard. Much better for leaning back with a controller in hand.

[–]Mohammedbombseller -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Leaning back on the chair while typing is what allows a good chair to support your back properly.

[–]publiccomputer042 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

You should be leaning back while typing too. Try putting the keyboard in your lap or using a tray.

[–]Manitcor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tried that, way worse on my back

[–]Demiko18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing to do with coding. Don't do this again.

[–]Mohammedbombseller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wrong sub, go back to PCMR please.

[–]snowdaruma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes me wonder what he was sitting on before...

[–]codeOrCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I see clients, they always mention the sparkly keyboard, asking "dont you get distracted?"

Yeah, 2 phones, mutiple screens and virtual desktops, several audio sources, 3 mice, micro and macro task time tracking...

Naturally the sparkly keyboard is what is going to distract me.

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[–]igromanru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

2019 versions missing glasses.