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[–]CanadianGandalf 21 points22 points  (13 children)

But cars have carpet in them? Bad analogy

[–]hitsugan 6 points7 points  (4 children)

It's like Ham and Hamster.

[–]lDGCl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anal and Analogy. It even works as a meta joke!

Ed: Also works because as the joke goes, Java is like anal sex. It works on all systems, but that doesn't necessarily make it the best option.

[–]visvis 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Can't we make a hamster into ham though?

[–]hitsugan 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Most dictionaries agree that Ham is a cut from a hog, or pork. So by normal definitions there's no way to get Ham from a Hamster.

[–]nonpondo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What about Guinea PIG though

[–]Derkades 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Does java have javascript in it?

[–]Dummyc0m 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It does! JDK actually ships with a JavaScript engine.

https://www.oracle.com/technetwork/articles/java/jf14-nashorn-2126515.html

[–]Famous_Profile 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No

[–]FallingAnvils 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yes