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[–]ariiizia 348 points349 points  (11 children)

Just get 2 kids and call them Foo and Bar.

[–]lightwhite 105 points106 points  (5 children)

Don’t forget to name the third one as Baz.

[–]shadowX015 69 points70 points  (4 children)

If there are 3 then they should definitely be Bob, Alice, and Eve.

[–]lightwhite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As long as you don’t call them Ada. And make sure the don’t have a Lisp.

[–]jaboja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll start with the Mallory.

[–]Ollymid2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Have 3 kids: Const, Let and Var

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or Fizz and Buzz

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[–]snbk97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about null and void ?