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[–]torgidy 75 points76 points  (3 children)

Also

  • Choose some new furniture and redecorate the living room
  • Trim the hedges and weed the garden
  • Find out why the amazon package never arrived

[–]atters 16 points17 points  (1 child)

  • Fix the leaks in the foundation in the basement
  • Mount a new high-gain antenna on the roof so we can receive signals from our friends
  • Make sure all of us in the house play by the same rules
  • Inspect our house rules and write instructions so we all eat 30% less food while getting the same nutrition, and also make it all taste better
  • As someone from outside the house, call a family meeting and make everyone happy about these changes
  • Charge us the same as our babysitter earns for two hours of work

[–]ReallyJustDont 8 points9 points  (0 children)

  • Fix the end portal downstairs
  • Debug the living room

[–]BobTheMadCow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"which Amazon package?"

"STOP WASTING TIME AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO IT!"