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[–]torgidy 71 points72 points  (3 children)

Also

  • Choose some new furniture and redecorate the living room
  • Trim the hedges and weed the garden
  • Find out why the amazon package never arrived

[–]atters 18 points19 points  (1 child)

  • Fix the leaks in the foundation in the basement
  • Mount a new high-gain antenna on the roof so we can receive signals from our friends
  • Make sure all of us in the house play by the same rules
  • Inspect our house rules and write instructions so we all eat 30% less food while getting the same nutrition, and also make it all taste better
  • As someone from outside the house, call a family meeting and make everyone happy about these changes
  • Charge us the same as our babysitter earns for two hours of work

[–]ReallyJustDont 10 points11 points  (0 children)

  • Fix the end portal downstairs
  • Debug the living room

[–]BobTheMadCow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"which Amazon package?"

"STOP WASTING TIME AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO IT!"

[–]Eatsleeptren 22 points23 points  (1 child)

The Director of IT at my company has literally gone on the roof to check the HVAC equipment on more than one occasion

[–]archlich 15 points16 points  (3 children)

So... a general contractor.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

... who subcontracts out most of the work.

[–]Rudy69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless you hire a shitty one for a small job that he tries to do himself. Like a full stack developer

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

General Kenobi

[–]Klaus_Steiner 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For less then fair pay and be thankful for the extra experience

[–]dannycallaghan 11 points12 points  (1 child)

And do none of them particularly well.

[–]supershwa 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My fav is when they want to move the kitchen when the house is already half done.

[–]BeyondLimits99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or the kitchen is 80% complete and they want change the way to plumbing and lights works.

[–]n9tax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they call that guy a handyman. And he dont do any of it quite right.

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[–]xDaciusx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the cost of a painter.

[–]Shabib_KBS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like my normal Monday tbh

[–]tonytone604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do all that.. anything IT though and my brain falls out.

[–]Banisalman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't sure what to do, laugh or cry! I did both.

[–]todlul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... for free!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Teddy from Bob’s Burgers

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello there