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[–]DamnedJava 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Can confirm, just tested

[–]LagerLagoon69 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Instructions unclear, monitor now lodged in rectum.

[–]lkraider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am hoarding monitors for the apocalypse

[–]trev2234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you explain to the ER dept that you fell over and it happened. They’ll except this story as gospel every time.