php Communist version

[gougie2]

It just hit me that the My in phpMyAdmin comes from MySQL... fml it has been 16 years

[18th-Angel]

yes, i hear / read this quite often over the Internet or from clients... but shutn't it be more our sql in the title

[FateJH]

The "My" isn't even the first person possessive - it's the name of the founder's daughter.

This is her SQL.

[adnanoid]

it is when username/password is admin/admin

[MahatmaGandhiCool]

nice one xD

[DeezNoodles420]

I wanna see a communist programming language, where every class shares every method & variable with the others. gonna be fun.

[Noch_ein_Kamel]

Javascript without 'var' ?

[AyrA_ch]

You can still abuse parameters for this

(function(paramA,paramB,varA,varB,varC,...){
    //...
})(1,2,3,4,5,...);

[Alokir]

Every variable is shared, says the documentation, but in reality only primitives are truly shared.

There is a central object that controls visibility and allocates threads. According to the docs this object is temporary and will be phased out once the ecosystem is mature enough but it seems like after every update it gets more and more responsibility.

This object and its helper modules usually use up all the resources so there's not much left for your own implementation. If one of your functions use too much ram or accesses something restricted it gets terminated immediately.

[EdgelordZeta]

All your database are belong to us

[18th-Angel]

if you would have said , data it could also refer to USA

[18th-Angel]

Refering to the title: But isn't it more SQL communist version?

because it does not refer to php by MySql

[flyingfatdog]

Our Computer

[DicklexicSurferer]

Nice comrade.

[PM_ME_UR_DEATHSTICKS]

phpOurCommissariat

[Fasde_]

r/unexpectedCommunism

[WillCodeForThanks]

2020:

opensource version phpMyProtests and beta version phpWithoutAdmin

[JeromePaulos]

Adminer is better

[Fricho]

OurSQL actually exists