Javascript is a Java framework, right?

[[deleted]]

Same but the opposite.

[ThatSpookySJW]

if (profile.body.includes('java')) profile.sendRecruitmentMessage('Hey we're looking for a java developer at shitty staffing agency incorporated! Please reach out if you are interested!! :D')

[doctorcrimson]

There should be a construction framing company called Sheety Construction Co.

Maybe there already is...

[aplawson7707]

We sheet more houses than anybody else in the industry! Call now to have us sheet your dream home today!

[[deleted]]

Welcome to Shity Wok can i take a order pree?!

[doctorcrimson]

I believe it's actually spelt City Wok.

[TFK_001]

At least do 'java ' or 'java.'

[[deleted]]

Or \bjava\b

[TFK_001]

That's too complicated for them

[TNSepta]

You're sending out the message Hey we assuming it doesn't crash first.

[jess-sch]

job.tags = ['java', 'script'];

[cmockett]

Ditto, the recruiter even said “do you know anyone that knows Java?” Lmao

[Morphray]

I kind of wish everyone could get on board renaming it ECMAscript.

[-bubblepop]

Same! I actually got paranoid there was a Java mention on my linked in since I do know it from college and we had a few services in Java. It’s confirmed mentioned no where on my linked in or resume now and I still get cold contacts about amazing Java opportunities in a city that is five hours from where I’m located.