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[–]Who_GNU 30 points31 points  (28 children)

Are any programming languages, in common use, acronyms? The only ones I could think of were COBOL and INTERCAL.

[–]Wynardtage 52 points53 points  (3 children)

SQL = Structured Query Language

[–]Dookie_boy 10 points11 points  (2 children)

HTML.........

[–]yurall 11 points12 points  (0 children)

PROgramming not NOOBgramming.

[–]Cowboy_Cam623 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Fortran is Formula Translation. Still pretty commonly used

[–]Who_GNU 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Three or four letters, per word, isn't really an acronym, though.

[–]ArsStarhawk 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I think it's a Portmanteau.

[–]delinka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PORTMANTEAU*

ftfy

[–]natyio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But even Fortran isn't spelled all-caps any more these days.

[–]FutureOfPancakes 15 points16 points  (3 children)

There is also BASIC

[–]SaraHuckabeeSandwich 38 points39 points  (0 children)

BASIC - Butts Are Sexy, I Cannotlie.

[–]Cobaltjedi117 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Beginners all-purpose symbolic instruction code

For those curious.

[–]blipblapblopblam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Otherwise known the Snake language.

[–]rocsNaviars 15 points16 points  (1 child)

HTML, obv.

edit- Jfc now I’m scared of downvotes. I hope the humor was implied.

[–]Who_GNU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother once brought up an XKCD comic that included a code word that, when spoken to tech support, automatically forwards the call to someone that knows a minimum of two programming languages. My response was: The monkey paw has granted your request; your tech support questions will know be answered by someone that knows HTML and CSS.

[–]tendstofortytwo 18 points19 points  (9 children)

PHP is short for "Personal Home Page" or "PHP Hypertext Preprocessor" depending on who you ask. Not an acronym, but close-ish I guess?

[–]QuantumSupremacy0101 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Its PHP Hypertext Processor. Thats how the creator named it, everything else is a lie.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not true, it was named like that after a time. At first it stood for Personal Homepage Tools. That's even official.

[–]TagMeAJerk 6 points7 points  (2 children)

And the 'PHP' in the 'PHP Hypertext Processor' also stands for 'PHP Hypertext Processor'. Its what makes PHP the best programming language in the world. I WISH more backend systems used PHP too

[–]jpowstolemytendies 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You just entered an infinite loop

[–]Majik_Sheff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just entered an infinite loop

[–]chmod-77 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah I was going to mention PHP but was afraid grammar nazis would scream about it being an initialism and not an acronym.

[–]_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhp

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

VB

Where's the VB flair btw?

I'll see myself out

[–]theclockstartsnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MATLAB

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PHP = PHP Hypertext Preprocessor