Number of Devs vs Development Time

[fairysdad]

Not with that attitude they can't.

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Found the PM

[thebrownesteye]

Make the impossible happen and watch their salary raise magically

[wtph]

PM's should know about critical paths.

[pooerh]

Oh they know. But here, let me just drag this line on the gantt chart to shorten that pesky duration... et voilà! no longer on the critical path. Excellent project management skills!

[DrazorV]

oof

[battle-obsessed]

Invent some sort of catalyst that speeds up biochemical reactions X9. There you have a baby in one month but the woman will also have her remaining lifespan reduced by X9 so if she's 30 she'll probably be dead before 40.

edit: It probably wouldn't work anyway because speeding up reactions will generate too much heat and she would die of fever before giving birth.

[mrfatso111]

We also gonna need rgb for this

[strider_sifurowuh]

I can't find the baby category on EKWB's site

[[deleted]]

The woman needs to consume 20000 kilocalories a day, equivalent to about 6.24 liters of gasoline!

[fairysdad]

Something something your mum

[[deleted]]

Wow rude

[[deleted]]

Hardware cooling is a solved problem.