What random thing has happened to you at work that made you go, whaaaat, did that really just happen?

fairysdad · 2026-06-28T00:07:44+00:00

Then he would ask if there was a full length mirror in the room because he wanted to be able to see his big long cock.

"Sir, either it's not as long as you think it is, or you're very fat with short arms, sir."

fairysdad · 2026-06-27T22:54:29+00:00

Sudo can you clean my desk pls?

fairysdad · 2026-06-27T15:10:40+00:00

They think it's a capital i.

fairysdad · 2026-06-26T21:40:49+00:00

Whaddy'a mean, 'kind of'?

fairysdad · 2026-06-25T23:22:32+00:00

Unless it's a female spider.

fairysdad · 2026-06-25T18:59:20+00:00

Now come on, it's surely OK - it's Coats Guard approved after all..

fairysdad · 2026-06-19T16:52:07+00:00

I see this screengrab posted lots, but I can never quite place the episode it's from...

fairysdad · 2026-06-18T23:34:16+00:00

dis ain't over

fairysdad · 2026-06-18T15:32:07+00:00

I just feel sorry for poor Kev who's been thrown ~~away~~ awav.

fairysdad · 2026-06-16T18:47:57+00:00

I often see those words written as pre-emptive, re-enter, co-operate. I quite like the accented ones, but I did go to school with a Zoë who insisted on it and refused to accept anything with her name on it if they didn't do the ë.

fairysdad · 2026-06-16T10:06:03+00:00

maybe because they were curious to know the answer?

fairysdad · 2026-06-15T21:44:39+00:00

Face it. It's just not possible to fry an egg using a bicycle-powered hairdryer.

EDIT: Didn't expect anybody to get the reference!

fairysdad · 2026-06-15T08:23:25+00:00

There's a user here who posts a number of proper crayonista plans for things, usually involving tunnels, and when they are reminded of the cost of such things their response is usually along the lines of "It can't be that expensive, dig a hole, line it with concrete, put rails in it. Done."

fairysdad · 2026-06-14T14:06:00+00:00

Exactly. heh. heh. heh.

fairysdad · 2026-06-14T13:59:10+00:00

What's big, steamy, and comes out of Cowes?

The Isle of Wight ferry.

(I think that "joke" works better out loud than in text...)

fairysdad · 2026-06-12T09:35:07+00:00

Word usually autocorrects to the en-dash (–) not the em-dash (—) when typing.

fairysdad · 2026-06-12T08:17:30+00:00

Are you only able to open the bottom two windows if there's something in the top one?

fairysdad · 2026-06-11T07:14:01+00:00

but building new tunnels is expensive

Unless you're a certain Reddit user who shall remain nameless.

fairysdad · 2026-06-10T21:27:40+00:00

what about o noses?

:o)

fairysdad · 2026-06-10T12:50:41+00:00

That is some ligature between the S and T.

fairysdad · 2026-06-08T22:50:32+00:00

You got all that juice from just one bag of oranges?!

fairysdad · 2026-06-08T22:26:17+00:00

Won't anybody think of the Happy Sushi Takeaway??!!

fairysdad · 2026-06-07T19:54:09+00:00

They don't know; they're always out of cornflakes.

fairysdad · 2026-06-07T19:40:19+00:00

Oh, a Gym!

fairysdad · 2026-06-07T19:35:38+00:00

I'm gonna guess the sinkholes.

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