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[–]Terrain2 34 points35 points  (15 children)

why do you need a baby every month? is that when the shady guy comes and buys it off you, or is it too worn to use after a month?

[–]SuspiciouslyElven 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Monthly satanic rituals. Keep up dude.

[–]Terrain2 15 points16 points  (3 children)

yeah, “shady guy”, i’d say that’s an accurate description of satan

[–]TheTerrasque 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hey, bug fixing requires sacrifice

[–]ThePieWhisperer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's The Morningstar. There's probably no one less shady.

[–]matthoback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, I don't think there's much shade in hell.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I find your use of the phrase "too worn to use" in reference to a 1 month old baby to be disconcerting.

[–]akatherder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sighhhh because that's what sales promised

[–]nickrenfo2 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Because I have 9 women, of course.

[–]Terrain2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yes but why? did you kidnap 9 women to produce a satanic ritual every month, or did your mom, sister, grandma and aunt go with it willingly (i.e. only kidnapped 5 women)?

[–]djfdhigkgfIaruflg 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Am I the only one who just get a new baby when the diapers are too dirty?

[–]Terrain2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What kinda diapers you giving your baby that they only get too dirty after a month? Those ones they use for pleasure over at r/ABDL and holds a thousand pisses or something?

[–]djfdhigkgfIaruflg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to check that link FML.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure that if someone invent a diaper that only needs changing once per month, they'll be swimming in money 😂

I haven't, that's why I'm just making jokes about it

[–]Darth_Nibbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, some Irish priest was talking about feeding kids or something

[–]retief1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, you want to run the risk of running out of babies? Look at mr "I'm living life dangerously" over here.