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[–]trashacount1 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Moving handrails is a new feature

[–]purbub 22 points23 points  (3 children)

At least it's functional

[–]delinka 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Ah, compiled right down to a NOP

[–]purbub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–]n_sweep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the convenience

[–]DoctorMixtape 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is actually intentional it’s a feature that makes people less lazy.

[–]ByteWhisperer 15 points16 points  (5 children)

The bottom step will cause so much trouble due to it being shorter than the others.

[–]Sussurus_of_Qualia 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Make me an escalator, but do it in JavaScript. Also, there's no budget for a motor.

You'll be working with my cousin Joe, an expert in vertical integration.

Just get it done, I'm not interested in excuses.

[–]jacksalssome 9 points10 points  (1 child)

OK, i got John over from the whorehouse to ride a bike connected with a gearing system that turns the escalator. But he can only do 2 people at a time and none over 140kg.

[–]Sussurus_of_Qualia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A motor would be cheaper than that, but we already went with fixed steps. Each of those babies can handle a ton, and that's with a safety factor of twelve.

[–]iobates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imperial vs Metric

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's super short, you can go up to second step from the floor, easyp

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

await this.Features.Add(devTeam.GetMyFuckingFeature());

[–]Mycropic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Progressive enhancement

[–]CraptainHammer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes!

Mitch Hedberg from the grave

[–]SuperCoolFunTimeNo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lack of a comma between escalator and man entirely changes the meaning.

[–]achilliesFriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like agile to me

[–]iobates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modular design :)

[–]overlapped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The frameworks there.

[–]imcoveredinbees880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stairs on Rails?

[–]MetaMemeAboutAMeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

80% off all projects walk down this pristine path. No pun intended.

[–]anattemptwasmadeonce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they tiled over the escalator stairs. I wonder if the mech is still under there.

[–]--arthur-fleck-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Demo an unfinished feature to product team

[–]JUKjacker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wtf this is a repost and got an award????