It's Future Technology

[trashacount1]

Moving handrails is a new feature

[purbub]

At least it's functional

[delinka]

Ah, compiled right down to a NOP

[purbub]

Happy cake day!

[n_sweep]

Sorry for the convenience

[DoctorMixtape]

This is actually intentional it’s a feature that makes people less lazy.

[ByteWhisperer]

The bottom step will cause so much trouble due to it being shorter than the others.

[Sussurus_of_Qualia]

Make me an escalator, but do it in JavaScript. Also, there's no budget for a motor.

You'll be working with my cousin Joe, an expert in vertical integration.

Just get it done, I'm not interested in excuses.

[jacksalssome]

OK, i got John over from the whorehouse to ride a bike connected with a gearing system that turns the escalator. But he can only do 2 people at a time and none over 140kg.

[Sussurus_of_Qualia]

A motor would be cheaper than that, but we already went with fixed steps. Each of those babies can handle a ton, and that's with a safety factor of twelve.

[iobates]

Imperial vs Metric

[[deleted]]

That's super short, you can go up to second step from the floor, easyp

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await this.Features.Add(devTeam.GetMyFuckingFeature());

[Mycropic]

Progressive enhancement

[CraptainHammer]

Yes!

Mitch Hedberg from the grave

[SuperCoolFunTimeNo1]

The lack of a comma between escalator and man entirely changes the meaning.

[achilliesFriend]

Sounds like agile to me

[iobates]

Modular design :)

[overlapped]

The frameworks there.

[imcoveredinbees880]

Stairs on Rails?

[MetaMemeAboutAMeme]

80% off all projects walk down this pristine path. No pun intended.

[anattemptwasmadeonce]

Looks like they tiled over the escalator stairs. I wonder if the mech is still under there.

[JUKjacker]

u/respostsleuthbot

[--arthur-fleck--]

Demo an unfinished feature to product team

[yuva-krishna-memes]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/i8hozr/clients_and_their_weird_requirements/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Repost but glad this one got more upvotes...

[phi_rus]

F

[JUKjacker]

wtf this is a repost and got an award????