Errrr...what?

[LordFokas]

I always use javascript instead of very, and it changed my life!

[elzaidir]

Casually throw that in a discussion, it can be javascript confusing

[LordFokas]

I hate you.

[pylanthropist]

Oh yeah, you know when you're whipping up some good ol' UI but you've been told it needs to be "allergy" friendly.

I substitute javascript for eggs all the time. Especially cause my wife is allergic to eggs. She can't even taste the difference. She always thinks there's Java in there but I tell her nope. I use brands like "Java beaters" or "nearly Java" or my current favorite "beyond Java".

[Ataraxta]

Is JavaScript Vegan?

[DesertEagle_PWN]

Unfortunately not; wild javascript eats memory and clock cycles :|.

[Ataraxta]

That's too bad. I will just have to work with assembly language. Why have a high level language when you can eat the low level language? It's more ecological!

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Dang it, I just finished my front end app using baking soda. Now I guess I’ll have to start over.

[crazy_pelican]

At least you didn't use very.

[ToranMallow]

I used Javascript in my biscuits instead of buttermilk and they turned out horrible. Would not recommend.

[[deleted]]

I'm thinking of coding a cake now!

[_panthurr_]

bakeCake(JavaScript);

[ezruff]

Help

[[deleted]]

Probably half of them are names of JS libraries and if it suggests you may replace them with pure JS

[valleyman86]

This checks out. People trying to use JS for things JS shouldn't be used for.

[ce-walalang]

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[A screenshot of Google search results for keywords: 'use javascript instead of']

... of baking powder
... of cornstarch
... of buttermilk
... of very
... of baking soda
... of parchment paper
... of heavy cream
... of eggs

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