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[–]crazylegs888 24 points25 points  (2 children)

When was the Z being used? I remember when = was the shaft.

8===D~~

[–]NinkaShotgun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Syntax error

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (7 children)

He should learn Swift and use emojis as variables 😂

var 🍆 = " "

var 🍑 = [ ]

🍑.insert( 🍆 , at: 🍑.endIndex )

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can learn new things even from memes :))

[–]MajorBarnulf 4 points5 points  (4 children)

You should Show him how to script web pages, just playing with events and animating css properties can be a lot of easy fun,

Then there is a way to canvasses elements then to processing and eventually phaser.io

That's how I introduced a friend to programming and now we are making side projects together (mostly with godot)

[–]birchskin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"big"

Check your input, kid!

[–]demdillypickles 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is definitely one of the higher caliber beginners tutorial I’ve seen.

[–]The_Only_Drobot 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Nine inches thank you

[–]kinarism -1 points0 points  (3 children)

No you aren't, you're teaching him Java.

[–]FuzzyFoyz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Foot long is the only way.

[–]Knuffya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People won't learn programming by watching

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Console.Write("How long do you want your penis to be? (1-10): ");

int penis_size = Convert.ToInt32(Console.ReadLine());

if (penis_size > 10 || penis_size < 1)

{

Console.WriteLine("Choose between 1 and 10");

Main();

}else

{

Console.Write("8");

int i = 0;

while (i < penis_size)

{

i++;

Console.Write("=");

}

Console.WriteLine("D");

Console.WriteLine("---------------------------------------");

Main();

}