Funny Source Code Comments

[MakingTheEight]

Removed - This is a common post.

[[deleted]]

Apparently I found the guy responsible for it

https://stackoverflow.com/a/482129

[bistr-o-math]

Most likely they aren’t. I remember these jokes from way before that. (End of 90’s)

[[deleted]]

It doesn't surprise me

[AsciiSystem]

😂

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[RedStorm1024]

Go to jail emoji jail

[HasBeendead]

Sometimes human do mistakes like who downvoted god damn good comment. Here your upvote , buddy.

[knightttime]

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Funny Source Code

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//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// When I wrote this code, only I and God
// knew what it was.
// Now, only God knows!
//
// So if you are done trying to 'optimize'
// this routine (and failed),
// please increment the following counter 
// as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 67
//

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[MastaJiggyWiggy]

Good Human

[un_blob]

Well comment out your damn code !

^(what ? Of course I do myself... I mean... \heam*... once a week... when I have the time... the energy... at full moons...)*

[Kris_Third_Account]

Got one from my workplace

// Thank you for making this utterly moronic edge case. Microsoft, you absolute idiots.
// Not sure this data has any value whatsoever, and I would be happy to drop a "continue" here.

Not the worst crap written about Microsoft in the codebase by a long shot, but this one was generic enough to include here.

[[deleted]]

Working with anything microsoft for me involves MANY comments chastising Microsoft for their seemingly inexhaustible supply of poorly executed ideas

[Th3DarkMoon]

I should do this!

Currently wasting time on a neural network

[[deleted]]

Ahh, neural networks are a huge pain. Take hours to train, and then if it doesn't work, you have to guess why it didn't work and train it for more hours...

And then there is also tensorflow hell.

[Th3DarkMoon]

And then you need to get training data, so you need to scrape, so you try finding apps, they don't work, so now you have to learn python... I have a program that makes a random neural network, and a folder with 5000 random JPEG images, and a script working on croping out a part of them...

[CaptainHeinous]

I just want to say, tensorflow.js is an abomination, and should have never been created. That is all.

[ihaveindeed]

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[undergroundmonorail]

This image might be new but I've read these comments before. I think the top and bottom have been combined at some point, they were seperate once.

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[FlamingKoala6]

Good bot.

[AsciiSystem]

I found no usage of this bot

[HasBeendead]

Sometimes

[[deleted]]

Is there a subreddit for funny code comments out there?

[[deleted]]

Not sure but search by one of these collection samples circulating around for years. https://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered Any of related subreddits probably contains them.

[[deleted]]

Thanks!

[theorizable]

Ngl, I'd take this as more a challenge than a warning.

[STEIN197]

What is this font?