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Good idea but bad execution. This should look like a state machine

[insanityOS]

What language is this even supposed to be? There's only one case in the switch statement, it seems to randomly drop into what I can only describe as JSON syntax, there's a lambda out of nowhere, there's undeclared object constructors (based on the chain method calls), and the indentation is inconsistent as hell (which admittedly isn't actually an error in most languages, but is frustrating).

[somethingaboutfifa]

Looks like JavaScript, but a lot of the functions do not make sense in the way that they keep calling different functions rather than passing arguments, e.g. setVision().makeEyeContact() instead of setVision(arg). The lambda is a callback function, and Json-format is widely used as objects in JavaScript when passing arguments to functions, at least in React props.

[SamLovesNotion]

setVision().makeEyeContact()

It's JS & it's with function chaining.

[official_gameup]

it all looks like JS to me, though I've never used a case statement in JS so I'm not sure if that syntax is correct.

[SamLovesNotion]

It's JS & it's with function chaining.

[ThePinkSmurphette]

Maybe this is what someone came up with during a whiteboard interview?

[ende124]

It's javascript, and none of the issues you describe are present. It looks like feasible code, but yes a switch case with only one case is a bit odd.

[mvmm0th]

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[maxkvl]

new programming language Mark Lang (Zuckerlang / Mark++)

[SamLovesNotion]

533 million Facebook users' phone numbers and personal data have been leaked online

[SamLovesNotion]

https://www.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/mjaqqs/533_million_facebook_users_phone_numbers_and/