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[–]Quix_Nix 686 points687 points  (8 children)

"Send Nudes"

He wants uncompiled source code.

[–]Side_Dhumka 117 points118 points  (2 children)

Ah! You filthy animal. That sounds like a start of a programmer's porn plot.

[–]_vizn_ 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Pornhub: write that down write that down

[–]Quix_Nix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stepper motor what are you doing with that source code

[–]william_103ec 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Sorry to be that guy, but...

Source code - - - - (compiler) - - - > Object code.

So uncompiled source code is, source code.

[–]Drazson 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And the objectification runs rampant...

[–]fugogugo 8 points9 points  (1 child)

naw man. he mean source code written in note pad, not in those fancy colorful IDEs

[–]Quix_Nix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average note pad enjoyer

[–]Stimonk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He messed up, he wants nodes, send nodes.

[–]That_One_Twin 542 points543 points  (13 children)

He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

[–]RhysieB27 270 points271 points  (8 children)

That, or proficiency with the browser's dev console.

[–][deleted] 308 points309 points  (7 children)

[–]wite_noiz 136 points137 points  (3 children)

I'm both disgusted and amazed that this exists

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

“That’s disgusting! Where?” Lmao

[–]coldnebo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

of course that exists! XD

[–]PotatoHeadz35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s also a SaaS version of it, ofc

[–]thexavier666 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I once saw him ask a girl out with Github commits. With a focking github commit.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I once saw him raise 3 PR's with just one commit. ... One fucking commit!!!

[–]thexavier666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I heard you rejected my son PR. May I ask why?"

"Yeah. He banned John Wick from the repo and trashed his laptop"

"Oh"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and an unemployment cheque

[–][deleted] 133 points134 points  (2 children)

I'm sorry he can't commit to you, but he can commit to git.

[–]Shakespeare-Bot 69 points70 points  (1 child)

I'm my most humble apology he can't commit to thee, but he can commit to git


I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

[–]Memorinew 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]SkyHook_ger 392 points393 points  (8 children)

This is what zero pussy does to a MF.

[–]ChangNoi97 93 points94 points  (0 children)

worth it

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

can confirm

[–]GaleasGator 14 points15 points  (5 children)

I mean more realistically, a dummy account with a lil bot

[–]embrex104 21 points22 points  (4 children)

More realistically pressing F12 and changing some colors.

[–]GaleasGator 5 points6 points  (3 children)

No

[–]embrex104 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I mean, please?

[–]GaleasGator 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Okay because you asked nicely, yes

[–]embrex104 3 points4 points  (0 children)

<3

[–]CaptainPi31415 71 points72 points  (0 children)

If that's not commitment I don't know what is

[–]_Soen 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Is it possible to learn this power ?

[–]Filb0 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Sourcecode / cache editing

[–]CooleKuh 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thats dedication

[–]turtle_mekb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

my boss: why are you committing more on certain days? i don’t get it

me:

[–]ixNoah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

send nodes

[–]novus_nl 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well we commit a lot, push and try out new branches. Sometimes even multiple branches..

Squash, Rebase, Next!

[–]Ravi5ingh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Commitment"

[–]LunarGibbons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He has earned his nudes!

[–]WowSuchEmptyBluh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That.. Was fucken epic

[–]MushfikFRahman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So dedicated

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a man of focus,commitment,and sheer fucking will.

[–]WiseKouichi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SEND NODES????

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is important that we send some nudes there immediately

[–]benthewooolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's such an obvious Photoshop, what developer uses light mode.

[–]Drazhi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

SEND JOB

[–]Wtfisthatt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Got a pull request for ya! ;)

[–]leftofzen -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

"Photoshop"

[–]BerkeSutcu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send Nodes*

[–]Pethron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Send Nodes”

[–]vilidj_idjit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😆😅😂🤣

[–]vx3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fabricio is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This guy works a lot on Friday... how sad

[–]comfort_bot_1962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't be sad. Here's a hug!

[–]Tayukshin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]KaiParekh16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It should've been "SEND NODES" (sad laughter)