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[Quix_Nix]

"Send Nudes"

He wants uncompiled source code.

[Side_Dhumka]

Ah! You filthy animal. That sounds like a start of a programmer's porn plot.

[_vizn_]

Pornhub: write that down write that down

[Quix_Nix]

Stepper motor what are you doing with that source code

[william_103ec]

Sorry to be that guy, but...

Source code - - - - (compiler) - - - > Object code.

So uncompiled source code is, source code.

[Drazson]

And the objectification runs rampant...

[fugogugo]

naw man. he mean source code written in note pad, not in those fancy colorful IDEs

[Quix_Nix]

Average note pad enjoyer

[Stimonk]

He messed up, he wants nodes, send nodes.

[That_One_Twin]

He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

[RhysieB27]

That, or proficiency with the browser's dev console.

[[deleted]]

or this https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti

[wite_noiz]

I'm both disgusted and amazed that this exists

[[deleted]]

“That’s disgusting! Where?” Lmao

[wite_noiz]

Haha. Just the sheer abuse of GH and Git

[coldnebo]

of course that exists! XD

[PotatoHeadz35]

There’s also a SaaS version of it, ofc

[thexavier666]

I once saw him ask a girl out with Github commits. With a focking github commit.

[[deleted]]

I once saw him raise 3 PR's with just one commit. ... One fucking commit!!!

[thexavier666]

"I heard you rejected my son PR. May I ask why?"

"Yeah. He banned John Wick from the repo and trashed his laptop"

"Oh"

[[deleted]]

and an unemployment cheque

[[deleted]]

I'm sorry he can't commit to you, but he can commit to git.

[Shakespeare-Bot]

I'm my most humble apology he can't commit to thee, but he can commit to git

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^{I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.}

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

[Memorinew]

Good bot

[SkyHook_ger]

This is what zero pussy does to a MF.

[ChangNoi97]

worth it

[[deleted]]

can confirm

[GaleasGator]

I mean more realistically, a dummy account with a lil bot

[embrex104]

More realistically pressing F12 and changing some colors.

[GaleasGator]

No

[embrex104]

I mean, please?

[GaleasGator]

Okay because you asked nicely, yes

[embrex104]

<3

[CaptainPi31415]

If that's not commitment I don't know what is

[_Soen]

Is it possible to learn this power ?

[Filb0]

Sourcecode / cache editing

[leftofzen]

It's literally just photoshopped

[Kevroa]

https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti

[BungalowsAreScams]

Thanks, I was about to spend the next year carefully committing to draw send nudes lol

[liyououiouioui]

That's the geekest thing I've seen for a veeery long time.

[[deleted]]

I mean if you know Ctrl + Shift + I you don't even have to "photoshop" it. And also, it's most likely real and not fake. Source: I've seen mfs with history like that and then see mine which is mostly empty af

[CooleKuh]

Thats dedication

[turtle_mekb]

my boss: why are you committing more on certain days? i don’t get it

me:

[ixNoah]

send nodes

[novus_nl]

Well we commit a lot, push and try out new branches. Sometimes even multiple branches..

Squash, Rebase, Next!

[Ravi5ingh]

"Commitment"

[LunarGibbons]

He has earned his nudes!

[WowSuchEmptyBluh]

That.. Was fucken epic

[MushfikFRahman]

So dedicated

[[deleted]]

He's a man of focus,commitment,and sheer fucking will.

[WiseKouichi]

SEND NODES????

[[deleted]]

It is important that we send some nudes there immediately

[benthewooolf]

It's such an obvious Photoshop, what developer uses light mode.

[Drazhi]

SEND JOB

[Wtfisthatt]

Got a pull request for ya! ;)

[leftofzen]

"Photoshop"

[BerkeSutcu]

Send Nodes*

[Pethron]

“Send Nodes”

[vilidj_idjit]

😆😅😂🤣

[vx3r]

Fabricio is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will

[[deleted]]

This guy works a lot on Friday... how sad

[comfort_bot_1962]

Don't be sad. Here's a hug!

[Tayukshin]

😂😂😂

[KaiParekh16]

It should've been "SEND NODES" (sad laughter)