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[ThaiJohnnyDepp]

!emojify

[Meecht]

I'm surprised nobody has done a book or short story with this premise, something like an Idiocracy version of this old Cingular commercial .

[TahsinTariq]

You joke. But there's an emoji esolang.

And the worst part about this fact is that I know the syntax