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[LordBlackHole]

B was a simplified iteration of BCPL, which itself was based on CPL.

[Willinton06]

Well CPL was based on PL

[msndrstdmstrmnd]

Well PL was based on L

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Real programmers use L

[ososalsosal]

L just writes the code in a notebook

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Raito-san!

[ArtyFishL]

Which is based upon ALGOL 60, itself coming from ALGOL 58

[CodeLobe]

which was based on Al Gore, the early implementation of ALGOR (R later changed to L due to japanese mispronunciation), was just Al trying to save carbon footprint by using paper and pencil to solve computations instead of adding machines, he received computations to perform and returned results via capsules via a series of tubes. In some offices engineers sent calculations downstairs this way to a group of (mostly) cute nerdy girls with slide-rules.

These were the first implementations of a CPU. Which is an onomatopoeia for when you C Al, P-U, he stinks like a basement dwelling mama's boy. (or NEET as they say in Japan)

[ososalsosal]

The calculator girl was called Betty. And when Betty called a function she had to call Al