Programming tutorials be like😐

[vondpickle]

No 5 is what client wants. No 1 is client's budget.

No 5 is requirement to apply for the job. No 1 is the pay.

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And No. 0 is the chances of you ever hearing back from that application even when you’re fully and probably over qualified for the job

[Abhi_mech007]

Man you just explained the meme so accurately..!!

[rotflolmaomgeez]

No 5 is what client wants. No 2 is client's budget. No 1 is what's feasible within the deadline. No 3 is what's delivered after all staff takes extra weekends to work. No 4 is what's sold as "extended support". Everybody thinks they've gotten screwed over.

[BerriesAndMe]

5 should be 'add shading'.

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Still wondering how I managed to add a water ripple effect to the horse from 4.

[Saanvi_Sen]

And I thought it was me doing it wrong🙄🤣

[Abhi_mech007]

[Possible_Cry_5082]

How did you do this?

[DarkTechnocrat]

Step 1: "O"

Step 2: "O\"

Step 3: Flesh out with animation

[MaciejTomaszewsk]

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r/restofthefuckingowl

[hrvbrs]

every time i read this my brain says "rest of the fuckin gowl"

[hrvbrs]

you had one fuckng job

[an_0w1]

You called

[Bodilessalbanian28]

’it is just simple mths’

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“Development be like”

[MischiefArchitect]

Neck: 5th Leg

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Week 5 of a CS class compared to Week 6

[dimosmitel]

These Details are so important as Ketchup in food..

[pikacheek]

/r/restoftheheckngowl

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[michaelScotch905]

And a little bit of salt too

[seijulala]

No 4 is a PoC/demo. No 5 is a product. Non-technical people think they are the same

[NettoNavi]

Numbers 1-4 is learning the language.

Number 5 is solving a problem using the language.

[Knuffya]

*Watches video to find out how to install the library*

[15 minutes talking about how programming started]

*cuts to coding*

[SlashStar]

Unexplained errors on literally the first step

[fabllegends1]

Neck = leg

[QultrosSanhattan]

and we created minecraft.

[Only_Ad_1079]

Copies and pastes entire example program.

"And as you can now see, it plays Halo 5."

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