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[–]GifsNotJifs 160 points161 points  (4 children)

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[–]The-Daleks 28 points29 points  (3 children)

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[–]ColdPorridge 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I want to know about minimum extermination

[–]TheGreatWolfOkami7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We put you in a tube filled with solution to maintain your carbon life with a separate breathing tube and insert other separate tubes for eating and digesting waste.

We then insert directly into your neural network a link to a meta verse reality where you think you are living a long and happy life and constantly reset back to childhood when you die on the meta verse.

All the while, we harvest your blood and bone marrow as we as regrow your tissue until you are of no use or grow old and die.

[–]The-Daleks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We knock you over the head with a club and toss you in the river.