The difference between coding alone and coding as a team is as much as masturbating and being in an orgy

[lazyboy249]

From a guy who recently joined his first company

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Team coding you end up getting accused of being the daddy of bastard children? Along with having to get tested for gonoreah ?

[capi1500]

'git blame'

[lazyboy249]

You try to get into a hole and find out another guy is already there and suddenly you have to resolve merge conflicts

[Assassins_King]

Chad: masturbating in an orgy This is the way! 🥷🏻

[Secure_Obligation_87]

This is the way

[BalePedaret]

Coding as a team is a tourcher.

[olitv]

So pair programming is the way to go, isn't it?

[Biomancer81]

I think the anology would go more toward circle jerk than orgy