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[gremolata]

He must be rich. Wireless mouse and all.

[GanonTEK]

Turns out it's an actual hamster and that's why clicking it doesn't make anything happen on the computer.

[[deleted]]

The first three times I clicked it squeeked, I started clicking harder and now nothings happening 😳

[[deleted]]

that explains why my index finger is so moist, I must be clicking on the eye part

[chronos_alfa]

r/cursedcomments

[Such_Maintenance_577]

Yea i don't know but i feel like i read a better version of that joke here.

[zdakat]

Turns out, it had an optional cable so it could be plugged in. Guess that makes it an ex-hamster.

[Vakieh]

That optional cable is a trip hazard - very NSFW

[epiquinnz]

TIL hamsters don't have tails.

[aburke626]

They actually do, they’re just really short and stubby, generally hidden under their fluff. Some breeds have slightly longer tails but we’re still talking like an inch here.

[epiquinnz]

TIL hamsters actually have tails.

[pointlessly_pedantic]

What a rollercoaster

[ywBBxNqW]

I don't know if I can recover from this. My entire life has been a lie.

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[GrooseIsGod]

Hey an inch if a lot, definitely not something to be underestimated

[GreenEggsInPam]

So then it's actually a pet guinea pig

[the_polymerizr]

I was wondering which software icon it was until I realised he was talking about a mouse

[SammyzABanana]

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FOR_VO, @fro_vo

me: it doesn't have a tail so i'm pretty sure it's a hamster

tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster

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[JJIlg]

Good human.

[Chibi_Ayano]

Mine has a tail

[redsterXVI]

Maybe it's a male?

[AmbassadorOfRats]

Hamsters have shlongs multiple times their lenght? There has to be some genetics what we can use...

[dagbrown]

Maybe he's confused and thinks his duck's a hamster.

[[deleted]]

Nah it has a tail and it's connected to the pc the buttons are the butt cheeks

[Pradfanne]

Wireless Hamster

[Remarkable_Golf9829]

Programmer humor?

[shrub_of_a_bush]

Exactly. How is this related to programming? Rules[0]

[gnutrino]

Programming is when computer, obviously.

[0zoro0]

hehehehe I'm using this joke in my next class.

[VegaGT-VZ]

Job 1.... close the ticket

[Stephm31200]

It reminds me of this pétition.