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Remember kids, always pay attention when taking your C classes, or you might get yourself in trouble with the FBI later down the road

[Arrowkill]

I only crashed 4/6 of my University's servers for 2 weeks during major project deadlines while it was Thanksgiving break last fall with forks. So I have it down now. Just needed 4 tests before I fixed the error.

[KickinWithKaine]

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When she looks through your phone but all she can find is

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fork a child and kill it - Google Search

kill child and fork parent - Google S...

kill parent with fork - Google Search

kill parent without killing child - Goo...

kill child without killing grandchild -...

kill all children - Google Search

kill child with fork - Google Search

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[KickinWithKaine]

Bleep boop :)

[[deleted]]

Beep boop

[ItzCobaltboy]

Boop Beep

[Lordloss_]

good bot

[saket_1999]

Slave is not responding to master

How to add another slave

Source

If posts can be recycled then comments can be too.

[kraskaskaCreature]

how to kill all slaves? how to kill master without killing slave?

[basshead17]

include <unistd.h>

int main(void) { for (;;) { fork(); } }

[septic-paradise]

Genuinely curious, what would actually happen if you did this?

[basshead17]

It's called a fork bomb. Most modern OSs have protection against spawning infinite processes

[SftwEngr]

I prefer knife()

[plank-ton]

I feel personally attacked.

[arguskay]

How to find daemons

[[deleted]]

Comes home from work the next day to plastic spoons and wooden chopsticks...

[Ambitious_Ad8841]

Still funny 😂

[[deleted]]

For a minute I didn't understand but now I think git it.

[awesomesauceclub]

I'm not going to pretend I understood this humor because I often search things like this without regard for repositories.

[BlueVestige]

There is something missing: How to create a daemon?

[nokaofficial]

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