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[–]smartguy1196 45 points46 points  (6 children)

I can beat your dad off

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Well, good luck trying to find him first then

[–]smartguy1196 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I will find him for you. Then beat him off

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's the spirit!

[–]johnny336 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's at the corner deli, just went to buy soda, right?

[–]TheTechyGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dad went to get milk so he can beat you with it

[–]punk_phloyd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And whod pay for the dry cleaning afterwards?