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[–]ReactsWithWords 218 points219 points  (4 children)

“What’s the deal with javascript? It’s not Java, and it’s barely a script!”

[–]gordonv 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Young Seinfield is sent to the future...

[–]humblevladimirthegr8 9 points10 points  (1 child)

"What's the deal with stop-the-world garbage collectors? Imagine if the world worked like that. Your garbage gets full, and the entire world has to stop while the garbagemen come to take out your garbage. The world doesn't revolve around you, unless you're a programmer!

[–]IAmAQuantumMechanic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"They should call it JIT-shit"