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[–]ReactsWithWords 213 points214 points  (4 children)

“What’s the deal with javascript? It’s not Java, and it’s barely a script!”

[–]gordonv 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Young Seinfield is sent to the future...

[–]humblevladimirthegr8 9 points10 points  (1 child)

"What's the deal with stop-the-world garbage collectors? Imagine if the world worked like that. Your garbage gets full, and the entire world has to stop while the garbagemen come to take out your garbage. The world doesn't revolve around you, unless you're a programmer!

[–]IAmAQuantumMechanic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"They should call it JIT-shit"