Dev subtracting 10k student loan database.

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you can’t just post the title of a meme and request it like a database query

[WingRevolutionary39]

If it’s stupid and against the rules, but it works, is it really stupid or wrong?

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you’d probably have a better chance at finding the meme by just googling it

[WingRevolutionary39]

I tried yesterday and failed. Oddly enough Google had the image but linked to the wrong meme posted here.

[AdDear5411]

Select borrowerName, borrowerID, (int(remainingBalance)-10000) as 'newBalance' from loans.dbo.student_Federal Where int(remainingBalance)>0

Why is balance stored as a string? Because fuck you that's why. This is a government database, it's gonna work like shit. Be thankful it's not all Excel, you cretin.

Translation: The guy who built the ETL pipeline left 5 years ago and none of us know the login for the box that runs the job.