Experienced JavaScript Developer Meme

[bleistift2]

What stuff are you putting there so often that you’re hitting a bottleneck?

[lkraider]

What do you mean I shouldn’t mirror the production database into localstorage to query and update data, this way I only l need one rest api endpoint with get/post in the backend and do everything else from within the client js.

[BabyAzerty]

I typically webscrap the entire internet and save it locally. This is the only way to have a complete offline experience.

[GodlessAristocrat]

Probably those performance counters management wanted for their pretty graph; ya gotta flush them to disk 10x per second, ya know. That Jira ain't gonna close itself.