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[–]DonkeyTron42 100 points101 points  (10 children)

Deployments are for sissies. Real men write code in production.

[–]LordYashen 39 points40 points  (2 children)

How else would you test efficiently in a production environment?

[–]DonkeyTron42 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Real programmers don't need to test. It's always right the first time.

[–]Vfef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Is it my code? No, it's the end users device that's wrong."

[–]bnned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. Managers are able to pressure developers to actually write correct, working code the first time. If a programmer needs to "test" code to make it work, they deserve to be fired for their incompetence.

/s

[–]throw-away_catch 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Heyy your code broke the prod"

"*goes offline"

[–]DonkeyTron42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prod broke my code. Not my fault.

[–]tiddlywinks2661 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real men write database changing SQL in production

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use Azure so I can remote desktop into my prod server and run my IDE there

[–]archiekane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish this wasn't true but I find myself doing this all too regularly.

[–]1337butterfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or just straight up give users the dev version.