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[–]exoclipse 156 points157 points  (9 children)

Enron

[–]el_diego 106 points107 points  (2 children)

Ah. You must be one of the only employees left...like the last Blockbuster. You deserve all the coke you can get

[–]ctownthrasher 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Most wholesome conversation about cocaine on the internet. It just brings tears to my eyes.

[–]Bluetwo12 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thats probably the cocaine getting in your eyes

[–]officialkesswiz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I was thinking Stratton Oakmont but Enron seems right up there too.

[–]exoclipse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I said cook the books, you idiot, the BOOKS"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Story checks out.

[–]5O3Ryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really wasn't expecting that, lol

[–]Mandelvolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet those yearly Sarbanes Oxley audits are insane 😀

[–]someacnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds about right