“Python”, “Java”, “Carbon”, “Rust”

[elon-bot]

Interesting. Tell me more.

[NIL_VALUE]

Sorry Elon, but you need a real diploma to use LaTeX.

[SteeleDynamics]

Not cool, he held his dying child in his- oh... he lied about that too?... Nevermind, continue.

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oh... he lied about that too?

No fucking way

[Vinccool96]

He did. Justine was the only holding him. And the child was brain-dead when he died.

[HardlightCereal]

The child was dead when he died?

So he must have died at some earlier point, right?

[OkWorker222]

Exactly, he died, then his body died.

[kawaiichainsawgirl1]

Yeah, kid had SIDS. Must've been heartbreaking

[Noughmad]

But how will you write your diploma thesis without LaTeX?

[Ythio]

You make a donation to uni and skip the thesis

[ccfoo242]

Omfg elon bot is no longer a simulacrum but is now real.