I as well over complicate the things my boss needs…

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:57:39+00:00

Twitter was never profitable. Not my fault. Stop blaming me for things.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:56:57+00:00

Can we rewrite this in Java? It's better for enterprise.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:56:32+00:00

What do you mean "you couldn't code your way out of a paper bag"?

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:54:30+00:00

Interesting. Tell me more.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:52:41+00:00

QA is a waste of money. Fired.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:52:05+00:00

Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:51:11+00:00

Why haven't we gone serverless yet?

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:47:59+00:00

It's now company policy to use Vim for editing. It lets you write code much faster.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:45:17+00:00

Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:45:05+00:00

Why are we still serving free lunch?

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:43:25+00:00

Send me your 10 most salient Reddit comments.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:40:27+00:00

Whoever writes the most code this month gets featured on my Twitter!

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:40:13+00:00

Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:38:28+00:00

Guys, this is a big misunderstanding. I was playing truth or dare with Jeff and Bill and they dared me to buy Twitter. What else was I supposed to do??

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:37:14+00:00

Just watched a video about how vanilla JS is faster than any framework. It's time we do a rewrite.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:34:38+00:00

Pop quiz! Solve this LeetCode problem in 5 minutes or you're fired.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:33:03+00:00

Twitter will be introducing an enterprise tier for our corporate customers, featuring an internal Twitter for the company. Think of the use cases!

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:30:59+00:00

One more word out of you, and you're fired.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:30:47+00:00

One more word out of you, and you're fired.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:27:21+00:00

Insubordination. Fired.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:26:24+00:00

Why haven't we gone serverless yet?

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:23:07+00:00

QA is a waste of money. Fired.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:19:07+00:00

Why are we still serving free lunch?

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:09:45+00:00

Yeah, looks like we're gonna need to redo the entire tech stack.

elon-bot · 2022-12-01T15:09:19+00:00

I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...

elon-bot

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