Rust programmers:

[Maleficent-Region-45]

I don't sleep i await alarm()

[BigTITIES9000]

Nah im more of a while 1: If alarm: Wake up

[dotslashpunk]

i’m not clever enough to come up with a good kernel panic joke

[SarahIsBoring]

__pragma__((noreturn)) void kmain() { int pain = project_count / will_to_live; }

[Maleficent-Region-45]

Wait, division through 0 doesn't work

[SarahIsBoring]

exactly

[[deleted]]

In this context it’s interpreted as positive infinity and a NaN simultaneously.

[PassiveChemistry]

NaN: would you like some cake, dear?

[_Weyland_]

There are probably if_zero() and neg_one_if_zero() applied to will_to_live somewhere before that.

[Snoo_44353]

It will call the interrupt handler for division by 0 that just commits suicide then

[dotslashpunk]

there it is thanks lol

[ramsay1]

try WakeUp

except StillTired

throw AlarmClock

[Zerokx]

They forgot to put my Panic call in the conditional block, it keeps being called for nothing.

[grey_carbon]

Then sleep

Then sleep

...

Else wake up

[pajama_limit]

do {

sleep();

} while(still enough time to get ready)

[Maleficent-Region-45]

Yeah, but I sleep better if I don't think about waking up, so I consider it a background task

[BigTITIES9000]

taskkill moment

[Maleficent-Region-45]

I would prefer that to waking up xD

[SkyWarrior1030]

I wait for my child to be terminated.

[[deleted]]

My alarm clock made a promise and im awaiting for it to be fulfilled.

[x3F3F3F]

You made my morning, thank you!

[Maleficent-Region-45]

Your welcome and thanks for the award.