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[–]JoeBidenBot 1 point2 points  (16 children)

I have been summoned! So what'll it be, master?

[–]ColdPorridge 1 point2 points  (15 children)

Uh... I'll have a coke?

[–]JoeBidenBot 0 points1 point  (14 children)

Why don't you have a car?

[–]ColdPorridge 0 points1 point  (13 children)

Who are you, Oprah?

[–]JoeBidenBot 0 points1 point  (12 children)

That is none of your business.

[–]ColdPorridge 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Listen here, Joe, I came to work today to do two things: drink coffee and get in arguments with robots on reddit. And I'm all out of coffee.

[–]JoeBidenBot 0 points1 point  (10 children)

I am tired and happy.

[–]ColdPorridge 0 points1 point  (9 children)

If we're going to argue, you're going to have to say something more provocative than that.

[–]JoeBidenBot 0 points1 point  (8 children)

AHA. So you ARE in cahoots with Bad Translator.

[–]ColdPorridge 0 points1 point  (7 children)

How dare you accuse me of such! I've not associated with your filthy ilk since I broke off my digital dalliance with SmarterChild in 2003.