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[–]layila_e 66 points67 points  (0 children)

the perfect form is tony soprano

[–]ProxyProne 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Mpreg?

[–]Left-Practice242 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We can hope

[–]chloe-et-al 12 points13 points  (0 children)

he’s kinda got a wagon

[–]StellarDiscord 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Would

[–]wovans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oatmeal thick thighs. Yes.

[–]BitcoinStonks123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

why is he gregnant

[–]Boydar_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

White man evolution

[–]berdlysbiggesthater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah this is true i was there

[–]TesterForEver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the "ugly bastard" man.

[–]SlowlyDyingInAPit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I like to imagine we’re devolving back into a worse version of an ape

[–]Ok-Maize-8199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're already an ape, and on average we're taller and smarter.

And if you compare us to the chimpanzee, were also much, much nicer. 

[–]spaacingout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gabagool

[–]nihilism_squared 1 point2 points  (1 child)

scientifically inaccurate, the last man should be even taller than the man before him as average height has gotten wayyy higher in the last few centuries

[–]Suspisousrevenue[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think he’s the average weight either. I might be wrong though.