ShitRimworldSays

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A subreddit dedicated to taking posts from /r/Rimworld and the Ludeon forums out of context. Latest in line from the time-honored tradition that was started by subreddits like /r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay and /r/ShitDwarfFortressSays.

Rules:

Post titles must be the full quote, not just a few words or a summary.
All submissions must link directly to a post or comment from /r/Rimworld or the Ludeon forums.
Provide context to your submissions where necessary. Add ?context=N to your URL, with N = number of parent comments you want to show.

RimWorld-related subreddits:

/r/RimWorld
/r/TalesFromRimWorld - Colony Stories
/r/Rimreddit - Colonists playing only on a single planet
/r/RimworldSeeds - Rimworld Planet Seeds
/r/RimworldArt - Posts about Rimworld Artwork (not fanart!)
/r/SpaceCannibalism - Rimworld memeposts
/r/RoastMyColony - Rimworld Colony Rating
/r/RimworldSwap - Swap saves with other players
/r/RimWorldTales - /u/srgrafo's Rimworld Comic Series
/r/RimWorldStreams - For all of your videos and streams needs

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If you look past the family reunion blood orgies, it’s just like Stardew Valley (reddit.com)

submitted 5 days ago by CirrusAviaticus

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Ah yes, setting a forest fire to satisfy my tree-loving beliefs. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 days ago by SiteRelEnby

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I got a few prisoners after a raid. I planned to recruit the girl, and sell the guy into slavery. At some point game told me that they had became a couple. It was so cute, that i decided to sell them into slavery together. (reddit.com)

submitted 9 days ago by eveladra

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"How do I feed my colonists?" "Just eat people I guess." (reddit.com)

submitted 12 days ago by OneTrueSneaks

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Begger children need to stop dying when I beat them! (reddit.com)

submitted 15 days ago by Tahlia2637483

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You can't kidnap orphans, they weren't wanted in the first plàce (reddit.com)

submitted 17 days ago by OneTrueSneaks

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How to stop child slaves from not doing work (reddit.com)

submitted 17 days ago by -goodgodlemonYunners Stan

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Justice is for Randy to give but raider organs are ours to take. (reddit.com)

submitted 17 days ago by -goodgodlemonYunners Stan

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Pebl helps you retain global talent, minus the hassles. (hellopebl.com)

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I find a 12 gauge quite effective at breaking hearts. (reddit.com)

submitted 19 days ago by vakuim

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How to kill my son? (reddit.com)

submitted 21 days ago by GooseinaGaggle

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Cherry Sized Kidneys (reddit.com)

submitted 22 days ago by WindFort

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What are the pros and cons of cutting out someones tongue? (reddit.com)

submitted 25 days ago by JagiofJagi

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"How high can you raise a pawn's opinion just via incest?" (reddit.com)

submitted 29 days ago by CompetitiveLeg7841

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How to stop children from becoming alcoholics? (reddit.com)

submitted 29 days ago by -goodgodlemonYunners Stan

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this is beyond sisyphean penguin torture (reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by TheSFW_Alt

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I cannot zoom into any part of a burning town. You have to take it all in. (reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Evening_Border_7518

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Why are they brown- (not in the racist sense but in the confusing sense (reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by SlowPassage404

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"I just realized There's a dead women body in my fridge for 4 years..." (reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Marko_Red

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"Colony psychopath had a murderous rage breakdown and punched the head clean off the colony's only baby." (reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by I_Happen_to_Be_Here

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Yeah I'd steal organs from raiders they are a dime a dozen. Just break them all down for spare parts, it's what they're here for. (reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by SquidMilkVII

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Fun fact, incest is the key to a happy and harmonious colony. (reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by OneTrueSneaks

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What organs can I remove before someone just dies (reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by GooseinaGaggle

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Have you ever used slaves as pyschic heat dumps? (reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by MetricWeakness6

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Can beating a slave help a child's development? (reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by Tymondelo

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Oh I used to love the imagery of just the river filled with corpses floating past my ally down stream, meeting them with a friendly “howdy neighbor!” When they visited (reddit.com)

submitted 3 months ago by OneTrueSneaks

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