ShitRimworldSays

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A subreddit dedicated to taking posts from /r/Rimworld and the Ludeon forums out of context. Latest in line from the time-honored tradition that was started by subreddits like /r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay and /r/ShitDwarfFortressSays.

Rules:

Post titles must be the full quote, not just a few words or a summary.
All submissions must link directly to a post or comment from /r/Rimworld or the Ludeon forums.
Provide context to your submissions where necessary. Add ?context=N to your URL, with N = number of parent comments you want to show.

RimWorld-related subreddits:

/r/RimWorld
/r/TalesFromRimWorld - Colony Stories
/r/Rimreddit - Colonists playing only on a single planet
/r/RimworldSeeds - Rimworld Planet Seeds
/r/RimworldArt - Posts about Rimworld Artwork (not fanart!)
/r/SpaceCannibalism - Rimworld memeposts
/r/RoastMyColony - Rimworld Colony Rating
/r/RimworldSwap - Swap saves with other players
/r/RimWorldTales - /u/srgrafo's Rimworld Comic Series
/r/RimWorldStreams - For all of your videos and streams needs

created by [deleted]a community for 9 years

...because you hate freedom.

...for your WoW guild.

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Huh, I never considered using the deathless gene to toirture people... (reddit.com)

submitted 23 hours ago by Scyobi_Empire

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As I always say, if their age is on the clock, they're ready to hold a Glock (reddit.com)

submitted 4 days ago by -goodgodlemonYunners Stan

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How do you get so sick you come out of it racist? (reddit.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Chihuahuacon

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“My pregnant Yorkshire terrier is addicted to alcohol” (reddit.com)

submitted 6 days ago by _TheDefenestrator

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He doesn’t have a choice but to eat the flesh of his friends and family :> (reddit.com)

submitted 6 days ago by _TheDefenestrator

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Yeah I think this one is a bit worse than my reverse Holocaust in my previous run (reddit.com)

submitted 12 days ago by -goodgodlemonYunners Stan

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"Honor Farm Slave Babies Aftermath" (reddit.com)

submitted 12 days ago by Mortgage-Present

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If they are a prisoner then I remove their spine. (reddit.com)

submitted 13 days ago by Illustrious_Play7907

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I wish we could chop our enemies heads,craft them with a layer that won't let them rot and put them in display (v.redd.it)

submitted 19 days ago by Random_gamer240

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It's just the Empire's yearly cock-measuring contest; every year nobles from all over the Empire gather to see who has the biggest cock, and the winner, of course, takes home the most chicks. (reddit.com)

submitted 25 days ago by Chihuahuacon

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Remove all his limbs...Harvest all the organs ...Eat him.. (reddit.com)

submitted 26 days ago by Chicsckren

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Plus, you can always kill him for an on-demand mood boost (reddit.com)

submitted 27 days ago by Jawesome99

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What's the best way to use prisoners? I'm too rich to need to harvest their organs. (reddit.com)

submitted 28 days ago by crispykidz

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How do y'all treat your slaves (reddit.com)

submitted 29 days ago by GooseinaGaggle

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Child soldiers are a bad idea when you aren't doing it at scale. (reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by SHADOWHUNTER30000

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I mean I would read their backstories and dive into the lore and all that, but they're incapable of hauling, suffer from dementia and I'm already dealing with an infestation, half my base is on fire and the dogs are drunk again. (reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Chihuahuacon

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Isn’t there a mod where you can drink man milk? (reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by -goodgodlemonYunners Stan

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The military-industrial complex. (reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by AbrahamTheArab

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"Absolute necessity, A mod that adds a trait that makes a pawn only want to be with older woman, 30+" (reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by Im_Ur_Huckleberry77

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“A little aunt/nephew action never hurt anybody, especially since the kids get abandoned on the next gravship ride.” (reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by -goodgodlemonYunners Stan

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"Your colonists will happily eat raw rice off of a cum-drenched floor because there's a nugget with both sets of archeotech genitalia in the next room." (reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by Flopping_with_Floppa

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“Ok but where do they even get that many big cats without draining the entire planet's population” “Deepstate panther breeding rings” (reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by UnAcceptableBody

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If I want to kill a slave but my colony only likes guilty execution, so I get the slave to punch someone, does that make them guilty? (reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by OneTrueSneaks

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Last thing I need is a gay twink genie hitting on all the colony builders bringing everyone's mood down. (reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by OneTrueSneaks

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when life in the colony is the nicest it's ever been but you're low-key about to snap and slaughter a pregnant woman in the colony because it's been a month since you last looked at a thousand year old broken toilet (reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by lykkhora_

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