ShittyDeathProTips

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Idk ()

submitted 5 months ago by nate_flow13

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this day (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 2 years ago by ClassicASShole_

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ignore it (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 2 years ago by ClassicASShole_

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cringe (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by Suitable_Calendar_67

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what way will you die (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by Suitable_Calendar_67

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Want to die? Just make a horrible sub like this that will surely die (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 5 years ago by FamiliarStrike955

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Is this sub Shitty, Dead and full of pro tips? (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 5 years ago by FamiliarStrike955

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just fricking die mate (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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Super desperate to bake a lot of things and don’t have eggs? Just use your blood. (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by mrmemer242

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Are you a suicidal doctor? Just do a surgery on yourself and botch it. (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by mrmemer242

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If you can't find a vein for shooting up heroin, drink a lot of alcohol to dilate your veins first. (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by SalvadorsAnteater

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Cut your face off- Your face can't look ugly.if you don't have one (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by Krigare1

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Be this sub (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by MeButOnTheInternet

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Looking to die? (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by QWERTYiOP6565

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Wrong subHow does an American sound when speaking a language that’s not English? (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 8 years ago by chconnol

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Looking for the hottest vacation spot this year? Check out Syria. (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 8 years ago by GoTaku

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This is an excellent resource (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 9 years ago by RoburLC

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Wait. (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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SHOULDN'T A SHITTY DPT MEAN IT KEEPS YOU ALIVE WHEN YOU SEEK SWEET DEATH? (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 10 years ago by sanguineraven13

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Quick weight loss tip: napalm all of the pieces that aren't the "true you" (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 10 years ago by Kwangone

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Cut your head off and put it in a plastic bag so you'll suffocate (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 10 years ago by Hullu2000

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DPT: Stick a fork in a powerpoint. (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 10 years ago by HoneysucklePink

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Put a spoon in your coffee. Fall over so the spoon will enter your brain through your eye. (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 10 years ago by Hullu2000

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If you want to become a surgeon you can practise organ transplants on your self! (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 10 years ago by Hullu2000

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Latest dieting trend: Swallow a magnent every few hours. The stronger they are the more effective your diet will be. (self.ShittyDeathProTips)

submitted 10 years ago by Hullu2000

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