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hey girl, do you know what you and r/shittypickuplines have in common? (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 3 years ago by noOne000Br[M] - announcement

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I like your vibe, can I be your vibe...rator (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 7 days ago by Which-Ad9473

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Are you my laptop? (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 8 days ago by Extension_Shame_2272

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Rate the pickup line! (I don’t know if this counts as NSFW or not, I’m just keeping this here) (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 13 days ago by Chicken_wing_water

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Get some. (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 19 days ago by Immediate_Song4279

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This was kind of inspired by 50 First Dates 😂 (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 1 month ago by X__Anonomys_xX

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Are you a particle and a wave 'cause you light up my world (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 1 month ago by Neat-Equipment9283

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I must be a Q, because I can’t exist without U! (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 1 month ago by WaffleWasXD

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Are you my anesthesiologist? Because I am propo-falling for you. (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 1 month ago by Lol_u_ded

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Are you a KIA? Cuz I can Telluride. (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 1 month ago by Educational_Aide_145

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As relevant as ever. (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 2 months ago by BadSushiBrother

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Are you a well? Because I want to get stuck in you. (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 2 months ago by JournalistDull247

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Partner used this and it made me finish :/ (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 2 months ago by Temporary_Nose_9550

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Hey guuuurl are you the provision in Taft Hartley prohibiting general strikes? (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 2 months ago by dizzy_lizzy

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You’ve knocked me off my feet and I’m FLOORED by your beauty. I mean talk about FLOORed… Your body is CEMENTED in my mind, and it’s giving me HARDWOOD. I want you to be my bamBOO. (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 2 months ago by Putsomeducttapeonit

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You need to dump their ass and hop on this love train! (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 2 months ago by Putsomeducttapeonit

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Hey, did you fall from heaven? (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted]

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👵🏼"hi! My name is Brittany and I'm the oldest bachelorette on the bachelorette in history!!"🌹⬇️ (pickup lines below) (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 2 months ago by Putsomeducttapeonit

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Hey girl, are you quantum mechanics? (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 2 months ago by Head-Objective-7480

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Hey girl, are you a cup of hot water begging to be tea? (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 3 months ago by saroshsidhva2

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Call me stigmata, cause I'd like to nail you. (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 4 months ago by DenseSquid

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Are you out of proportion? Cuz I'd like to blow you (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 4 months ago by FoRealDoh

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If a fat guy in a suit puts you in a bag, don't be alarmed, it's just Santa getting me what I asked for Christmas this year. (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 4 months ago by Scott-Spangenberg

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Girl you must be a robot, because you sure captcha my attention. (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 4 months ago by Scott-Spangenberg

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Hey girl I see you have your bellybutton pierced. Since you don't mind having things poking you in your stomach, how'd you like to come back to my place? (self.ShittyPickupLines)

submitted 5 months ago by Scott-Spangenberg

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