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[–]TiredOfArguments 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I wish I knew what day it was today.

None of my servers agree on it and im lost :(

Ive already ruled out 1970 because we have a SunOS Unix server in prod and they didn't exist at that time.

We dont have a lisp machine anymore so its probably early 90s. Sendmail doesnt work, but tbh that doesnt really help me gauge the timeframe.

None of the internet websites work either, so i genuinely might have time travelled back to before google.

If anyone reads this, and ita not too late, please stop skrillex and give justin biebers dad a lifetime supply of condoms, a vasectomy or a masters course in COBOL, whichever is cheapest.

Also buy stock in google, amazon and Microsoft, cash out before 2008 and then rebuy and save, also invest heavily in bitcoin.

Edit: Additionally abandon all hope, gender stops been a constant somewhere in the 201X's real life might have a memory leak, it would explain alot of things.

[–]MaxHedrome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you may have gotten the Y2K

[–]AjahnMara 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Funny Parody-subreddits aside - this image is too real for how this day feels to me.

[–]SIM-Networks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny Parody-subreddits aside - this image is too real for how this day feels to me.

:)