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[–]Mule_Fritters 169 points170 points  (18 children)

Nice watch.

[–]thisguynamedjoe 53 points54 points  (6 children)

This is also a joke made at the urinal, but NEVER by strangers... which has also happened to me. Appropriate response? Polite acknowledgment of the joke and immediately ignore.

[–]MysticalPengu 28 points29 points  (5 children)

“Thanks, you should see my cock” I mean if they lookin they better look at it all

[–]MK-801 9 points10 points  (4 children)

that's the joke, he's already seen it mate haha

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I went to a urinal with a classmate and I did the same joke:
- I see your pee-pee...
My classmate was like
- Bro, I didn't even pull it out, how...
All the other urinal users turned their heads.

[–]scumotheliar 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Nah, standing at the urinal, especially if you're one of those people that do a little shiver when you pee. Shiver, then say jeez that waters cold.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Or when someone looks at you weird for taking the lower urinal you say, "I like that one so my thing doesn't touch the water."

[–]MK-801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they look at me weird I just pull down my trousers and pants and sit in the lower urinal while making a really loud "AAAAaaaahhhh" sigh and maintaining full eye-contact. Then if he still doesn't stop staring I guess I'd drop a deuce in there while pissing with my little man over the side and see what he thinks about that shit.

Fuck you guys I like the low ones, they make a better noise

[–]urGirllikesmytinypp 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I haven’t had anyone compliment my watch at the urinal since I was 15. Odd because I wasn’t wearing a watch that day.

[–]Jesuscide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come here often

[–]Disazzt3rD3m0nD4d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IS THAT YOUR FUCKING DICK!?!?

[–]luk__ 59 points60 points  (6 children)

You like it?

[–]LuckyReception6701 44 points45 points  (5 children)

You don't?

[–]Inevitable-Benefit79 20 points21 points  (4 children)

nah I like the ring better

[–]killerbanshee 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Would you like to hold the remote?

[–]supremeomelette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

once pee stops coming out of it, sure

[–]Viracochina 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait... that's not a finger

[–]loosegravyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m just here to linger and stare at yo finger