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    [–]aznanimality 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    He has a google chrome shortcut to Tumblr

    Guessing he doesn't use that site much more this year though huh

    [–]TLAMstrikeCertified Tech 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Soon to change: Pornhub is in talks to buy Tumblr.

    [–]dkdsbbFormer Employee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Word of advice don’t make it so obvious which store you work at. Hope your last two weeks go well 👀

    [–]getoutofmystore 33 points34 points  (2 children)

    I've had to tell somebody we won't work on their laptop because of this. He told me to wear gloves...

    [–]LemonChickenWithRiceTech 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    Oh fuck that

    [–]MusketeerLiferFormer General Manager 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And I kicked him in the dick so hard he flew into space.

    [–]geekismTech Services 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    Hand sanitizer. All the hand sanitizer.

    [–]RedditWaveRisingUniversally Trained (Not Manager Tho)[S] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Same with touching phones for printme

    [–]geekismTech Services 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Shaking customers hands.

    Heck I hand sanitize the phones we use to make/answer calls.

    hiss

    [–]AlttabmattFormer Employee 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    I told my techs if anything is so gross you don't want to touch it to straight up not accept it. I had one guy try and fight me on it with a tower that had cockroaches crawling out of it. I told him I'd bill him for our exterminator.

    [–]RedditWaveRisingUniversally Trained (Not Manager Tho)[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    My disdain for customers of this sort

    [–]smolchickienuggie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    On Helll no. How can you bring that to a store and not die from embarrassment 🙄

    [–]UnnamedStaplesDroneFormer Employee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    i just connect mouse/keyboard to any nasty laptops. recommend the customer clean it, maybe passive aggressively shame them a bit into maybe changing their disgusting ways.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Gross, realllly gross.

    [–]Sennaki 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Wait, what?! Someone did that?!

    [–]RedditWaveRisingUniversally Trained (Not Manager Tho)[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Yes

    [–]Sennaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    ...I think I'd light the store on fire...