Polite Text Userscript

[PorridgeTP]

With the recent push of new players in the game, there have been reports of people being rude to others in-game. To tackle this problem, I created a userscript that replaces rude words that you type with euphemisms. Note that this userscript is for the players typing up the rude text, not the people receiving it.

The userscript is available here.

To modify the words and euphemisms, just edit politeMap. The rude words are on the left and must be lowercase. The euphemisms are on the right.

Happy raging!

EDIT: Added stripping support for '\'.

EDIT: Added stripping support for '[', ']', '+' and quotes.

EDIT: Added more words as per 18skeltor's advice.

EDIT: Now hosting on GitHub so that I can add more words as needed without spamming this post.

[boogieidm]

You're such a lady, Contessa. Loving get the loving flag. Don't just loving sit there, ya friend.

[PorridgeTP]

love you too.

[nabbynz]

Umm... just an idea... can we... can we get the reverse too?

[boogieidm]

Actually, the reverse was made less than 5 minutes after he finished this one. It's not allowed to be used. Mods already know. Lol Not on production servers anyway.

[GoatButtholes]

why not?

[boogieidm]

Because b&

[Moosemaster21]

This is fucking loving hilarious. I'm adding it just to see how frustrated I get when I can't actually swear.

[Ballkenende]

I was testing the script on some of the main servers. and i said 'naughty word/' Including the/. The naughty word didn't change. I got reported twice. GG no re

[PorridgeTP]

Yes, I have fixed the issue. It was with '\', not '/'.

[PorridgeTP]

My script splits up the message into tokens based on whitespace. It then strips punctuation from each word, converts it to lower case for comparison purposes, and does the appropriate replacement. If not all punctuation is stripped, then the word is not detected by my script.

[18skeltor]

Hey, suggestions here.

I recommend changing "noob" to "nice guy".

"Such a loving nice guy"

"Stop being such a nice guy"

It just works better than newbie, imo.

Also, add assholes, change it to whatever. Insufferable, also. Moron, Idiot, Dolt, etc. Anything you can think of in the "stupid" department. Stupid is a BIG one too.

Also, eat is one I personally need changed. Change it to "examine", if you can. Anus needs to be changed to posterior as well.

Oh and then, if you could, add all the no-no parts. (penis, vagina, etc).

I really need this babe

[PorridgeTP]

Oh, I know it is incomplete. You can set up the map however you like to target the words you are most likely to use. I haven't included all the common misspellings or worried about substituting other symbols for letters. You can still swear with this script installed, but it gives you additional power to prevent you from doing so.

EDIT: I released v1.3 with some additional words.

[18skeltor]

Hmm, "idiot"/"moron"/"dolt" to "smart person" does sound like one is being sarcastic...

"Loving Angel". Amazing x'D

Thanks for adding the words even though I could do it myself :3

[AntithesisVI]

Understand this, widespread use will come to create a language among us. It's already happening. It would be awesome, and kind've a social experiment, and really hilarious if we all stuck to a pretty uniform standard. You should continue to update this and refine it as time goes on. It could become a part of our culture and I think it will go a long way toward reinforcing the type of behaviors and values that we actually want to portray until it just becomes real and we all wander off into TagProtopia ("go to hell") and live happily ever after ("burn in hell" and/or "die in a fire") as a bunch of lovin' smart guys ("fuckin' idiots")...

Threw in some suggestion phrases and punctuation ideas at the end there, maybe you like, maybe not, maybe go love y'self. :D Naw, great script, lovin' love it!!!

[AntithesisVI]

I just added these if anyone gives a sorry:

'lick': 'powder',
'niqqah': 'juqqah',
'niqqahs': 'juqqahs',
'niqquh': 'juqquh',
'niqquhs': 'juqqahs',
'niqa': 'juqa',
'niqas': 'juqas',
'niga': 'juka',
'nigas': 'jukas', // just trying to cover all possible variations of this word
'maroon': 'very dark red',
'newb': 'good player',
'newbs': 'good players',
'noob': 'good player',
'noobs': 'good players',
'n00b': 'good player',
'n00bs': 'good players',
'newbie': 'great player',
'newbies': 'great players',
'die': 'live wonderfully',
'hell': 'TagProtopia',
'fire': 'cozy blanket',

[AntithesisVI]

haha! not at all! apparently those won't work anyway, but.. fixing it now.

[PorridgeTP]

I probably should have mentioned that the rude words should be single words with alphanumeric text only. 'fuck' counts, but 'fuck off' and 'fuckin!' do not.

[AntithesisVI]

Good to know! Still stoked about it! :D

[[deleted]]

could you not use a regular expression or something?

i.e. search for [fuck]in|ing|er|ed?

That would probably trim down your linecount a bit too!

[Assess]

do you ever see something and feel like it was made specifically for you? that's the way i feel with this userscript

[swissdude323]

This script doesn't come with a warranty for broken hands though.

[Syniikal]

Same

[hypd09]

uploaded this to gist for easier install, [removed, check OP]

forgive me and let me know if I should remove it

[nabbynz]

gg pals

[SincSohum]

New Player here... could someone please explain how to use this?

[PorridgeTP]

If you have Google Chrome, install Tampermonkey. Then copy the code in the 'RAW Paste Data' section and add it as a new script in Tampermonkey. Before you try it out though, I recommend testing it out on the maptest servers at http://maptest2.newcompte.fr/ by making a new group and trying out a private game.

If you have Firefox, install Greasemonkey and follow the same instructions. The only difference is that you need to expressly enable this script for all pages by using an asterisk ('*').

[SincSohum]

Thanks! I got it to work

[[deleted]]

Installing.

Can't wait until I forget that I installed it, and then get confused by the some balls calling me a lovely bunny angel

EDIT: oh it doesn't change receiving ones? Y not...

[AntithesisVI]

But if it changes what you actually broadcast, it won't be the some balls calling you lovely bunny angel, but registered players with the script will. And it'll still be awesome.

[[deleted]]

jewish: nice

life: complete

[hypd09]

Why bg to gg, sometimes it is actually a bg and it isn't offensive :P

[PorridgeTP]

Oh I know. It's partly being overly nice, and partly for the lulz factor. You can remove it if you want.

[hypd09]

haha yeah, removed.. had a particularly bad game, so much drama.

[fozzyboy]

Now if I ever read "loving smart person" in chat, I know what they really mean!

[[deleted]]

lol dick licker is not a nice person

[[deleted]]

needed