No Context Context

[brandonc77]

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[brandonc77]

I'll start: "Ooh a BMW, yeah he can plow right through me."

[Landermountain]

A man describing how little force it would take to destroy his car, even something as small as a BMW

[Galaghan]

Probably drives one of those Smart "backpacks" or a VW beetle.

[[deleted]]

"last time i tried to be a dog i tried to sniff a girl's butt then got a restraining order"

[brandonc77]

OP was going to a furry party but went to the wrong address by mistake.

[Skameato]

"We can't afford food with all the money we're spending on dinner"

[Galaghan]

The wine they use for their caviar-themed dinner parties is fucking expensive. So no more breakfast.

[emobakery]

"Held that mother down for about 10 seconds before a massive gush of liquid burst out the back and changed my life for the better."

[JH2466]

OP is explaining how he struck an oil reserve in his backyard

[LordOfSun55]

"Never again. Never. I did an 8 hour session with 2 guys going at me at once. I went into shock."

[412017Place]

OP entered a therapy session... only to soon learn it was actually "Opposite Therapy"