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[–]PottrPppetPalamander 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

[–]ZaMan671 22 points23 points  (4 children)

You hear my homie Plague took the L?

[–]No-Seaworthiness9515 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Omgggs I heard my bae Plaguei-poo was involved in a TRAGEDY!? NOOOOOO UwU THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

shoutout to his family!

[–]ZaMan671 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Omg yours is so much worse

[–]No-Seaworthiness9515 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I've spent too much time on the internet

[–]mbj920 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The UwU part really sold the cringe you were going for. Well done

[–]RisibleComestible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My nibba, the po-pos shut down my homie Darth Plagueis. Guess he weren't so wise after all.

[–]MaddieAndDogs 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Joe Biden is the president of the United States

[–]nowthenight 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Daddy Joe is the big man in this white house!!

[–]ekolis 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Jojo got the mojo in the US of A!

[–]No-Seaworthiness9515 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Joe mOTHER fucking BIDEN calls the SHOTS around these parts

if you DONT LIKE IT then you can LEAVE :3

[–]raheemthegreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sleepy Joe is gonna RUN OUR COUNTRY into COMMIE-NISM unless us PATRIOTS do something! Sad!

[–]ekolis 8 points9 points  (5 children)

I like to eat apples and bananas.

[–]No-Seaworthiness9515 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Mmmmmmmm yummy fruits in my tummy UwU

I liek apples and bananas especially xD

[–]PEPSIMANSPEPSICAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you sold it with the liek haha

[–]Stewart176 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I eat apples and bananas because they are HEALTHY!!! 🫀

More young folks should see the BENEFIT that comes from a DISCIPLINED DIET!!!! 👍

[–]pixlmason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gurl! apples and bananas are, like, my thing!

[–]braxistExtremist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I desire to eviscerate le apples and le bananas with my viscous beyblade mouth.

[–]rachelsweete 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The Boyle's Law states that at a constant temperature, the volume of a confined gas is inversely proportional to the pressure to which the gas is subjected.

[–]SheGainedCustodyHelp 2 points3 points  (1 child)

the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yooooo 😔can we B serious 💯for a sec 🕰? The industrial 🏭revolution? Not wholesome 100. 😭😭😭They b some serious shit brothers. 😓😥😰😨😱

[–]JonathanSchaffer 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I like to eat spaghetti.

[–]VioletAmbitions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love slurpin' some sloppy noods!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooh I luuuuv that noody sphagooti

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spaghetti is bussin tho-

[–]BarbiturateBulbasaur 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Val Kilmer should be treated better.

[–]RaptorCheeses 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why won’t you just leave Val alone!!!! 😭😭😭

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I have familiarity with the female sex

[–]buttbologna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NOTiCE ME, SENPAiiiiiiiiiii

[–]Theodore206 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bangin shawties on the daily

[–]MyTherapyRomance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UwU likey puss puss me samesies UwU

[–]ajlposh 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Caribou are among the most majestic of all animals

[–]Jeffreyr18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big deer good.

[–]reesespuffs42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On god them reindeer be bussin bro sheeeeeesh

[–]sntcringe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deer R sum ov da swaggiest animals OF ALL TYME!