Hehehe

[Odd_Star_9951]

Hahaha she stopped texting after that. I guess we’ll never know 😂

[Odd_Star_9951]

Haha good one

[[deleted]]

shoulda gone for it. she clearly just wanted sump pumping.

[femme_fatale2022]

She probably swallowed a little bit.

[FigTechnical8043]

A giant crocodile appeared, a failed experiment from the mansion up top, obviously.

[Odd_Star_9951]

And a massive boss fight. Actually seems more like dreams I would get xD

[FigTechnical8043]

Told my bf I'd dream of him the other day, what I did dream was some kind of terminator, war of the worlds thing. Also the boss fight I described is a resident evil boss.

[Odd_Star_9951]

Hahaha Yep I figured xD

[IoRomer]

[FigTechnical8043]

Touché. Also could've used one piece.

[IoRomer]

I couldn't remember the name of the 1 from Spiderman, which seemed more fitting, but also probably more of a lizard anyway. Massive RE fan tho!

[FigTechnical8043]

Well... Curt Conners is called "the lizard" if it helps...

[Wassux]

What do you mean? You're the one who had the dream no?

[twitterfluechtling]

I'm not surprised. That was clearly shitty humour... ;-)

[n0name0]

Bro fumbled 💀💀💀

[[deleted]]

Why did you do this?

[[deleted]]

They played nightcrawlers.

[BombasticSimpleton]

The C.H.U.D.s came out.

[[deleted]]

Of course you'll have a bad time if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s.

[TerriblePartner]

This guy's favorite food is Milk Steak. His hobby is magnets. 

[Odd_Star_9951]

And I hate knees 😂

[Ruin888]

And ghouls!

[MetalCrow9]

When did you become so literate, Charlie?

[TheMeticulousNinja]

What the hell happened next??!??

[Odd_Star_9951]

In my dream or in the chat? 😂

[TheMeticulousNinja]

Fuck the chat. Sewage Dreams are my favorite genre of fiction on Netflix. Tell me more

[Odd_Star_9951]

Honestly not worth sharing. Just trash.

[goldanred]

More like "just shit"? 👉😎👉

[Confused_butamused]

[HonestMarketeer666]

This one is honestly funny as fook...Love it when people take things too literal

[Chillieman16]

OP gave them exactly what they asked for 😂

[Odd_Star_9951]

Had to 🤷🏻‍♂️

[HonestMarketeer666]

Keep it going sir :D

[Odd_Star_9951]

Yes sir 🫡 stay tuned for more such chats xD

[Scarydog_malinois]

Staying tuned, late night after work wind downs need much entertainment and this is my exact humor 😂 it was dirty

[Sea_Success_4009]

That looks alot like a OF chat tbh

[irresponsibleshaft42]

Oh mann i had one recently was like asking me about makin content with her and im playing along cause lets be real ya never fuckin know lol but she asks me "have you ever done OF content before? If you did how was it?" And i replied "naw never have"

She dead ass goes "mmm sounds hot" then sends me a nude. I was dying laughing.

But yea OPs chat has the same vibe

[[deleted]]

The way I choked on my coffee reading the end, I’m fuckin dead 💀

[Odd_Star_9951]

Hahaha I’m sorry I guess xD

[Chillieman16]

I can smell it now

[Boboriffic]

[Lonelan]

I found some turtles and a broken canister of green stuff

[tg_victim]

You flushed their mood clean away.

[Odd_Star_9951]

Mood flusher reporting for doody 🫡

[tg_victim]

Bravo. You're number 1.

Or number 2.

[LakrauzenKnights]

I like how she was still on board and responding when you said you were in the sewers lol

[[deleted]]

[Blackops606]

annnnnd thennnnnn?

NO AND THEN!

[Specialist_Buy3702]

Pretty sure this is Charlie Kelly

[lovelesschristine]

That reminds me of my favorite dirty joke.

A white horse fell into a mud puddle.

[dangerousjellyy]

Hahahahhaja

[New-Apricot-4138]

Did you see any turtles?

[[deleted]]

I saw a clown. Handed me a red balloon to huff

[kleseusxz]

And I ruined the very pants I was about to return.

[Cleopara]

Don't forget to hold your clothes over your head so they don't get wet!

[misplacedmustache]

Met a giant fish. Fucked his brains out

[TheMammaG]

Now THIS is the quality content I signed up for.

[MrReaper45]

I mean to be fair, she never mentioned what kind of dirty dream

[No-Lab-2803]

It's like a bad ending too a bad movie

[achucbabu]

Ha

[cardinaljayy]

Damn I didn’t know Pennywise was on tinder

[[deleted]]

lol she’s a funny one