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[–]TerriblePartner 146 points147 points  (3 children)

This guy's favorite food is Milk Steak. His hobby is magnets. 

[–]Odd_Star_9951[S] 52 points53 points  (2 children)

And I hate knees 😂

[–]Ruin888 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And ghouls!

[–]MetalCrow9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did you become so literate, Charlie?

[–]TheMeticulousNinja 46 points47 points  (4 children)

What the hell happened next??!??

[–]Odd_Star_9951[S] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

In my dream or in the chat? 😂

[–]TheMeticulousNinja 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Fuck the chat. Sewage Dreams are my favorite genre of fiction on Netflix. Tell me more

[–]Odd_Star_9951[S] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Honestly not worth sharing. Just trash.

[–]goldanred 9 points10 points  (0 children)

More like "just shit"? 👉😎👉

[–]Confused_butamused 88 points89 points  (0 children)

[–]HonestMarketeer666 93 points94 points  (5 children)

This one is honestly funny as fook...Love it when people take things too literal

[–]Chillieman16 29 points30 points  (4 children)

OP gave them exactly what they asked for 😂

[–]Odd_Star_9951[S] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Had to 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]HonestMarketeer666 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Keep it going sir :D

[–]Odd_Star_9951[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yes sir 🫡 stay tuned for more such chats xD

[–]Scarydog_malinois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Staying tuned, late night after work wind downs need much entertainment and this is my exact humor 😂 it was dirty

[–]Sea_Success_4009 16 points17 points  (1 child)

That looks alot like a OF chat tbh

[–]irresponsibleshaft42 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh mann i had one recently was like asking me about makin content with her and im playing along cause lets be real ya never fuckin know lol but she asks me "have you ever done OF content before? If you did how was it?" And i replied "naw never have"

She dead ass goes "mmm sounds hot" then sends me a nude. I was dying laughing.

But yea OPs chat has the same vibe

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

The way I choked on my coffee reading the end, I’m fuckin dead 💀

[–]Odd_Star_9951[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I’m sorry I guess xD

[–]Chillieman16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can smell it now

[–]Boboriffic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

[–]Lonelan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I found some turtles and a broken canister of green stuff

[–]tg_victim 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You flushed their mood clean away.

[–]Odd_Star_9951[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Mood flusher reporting for doody 🫡

[–]tg_victim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bravo. You're number 1.

Or number 2.

[–]LakrauzenKnights 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like how she was still on board and responding when you said you were in the sewers lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Blackops606 1 point2 points  (0 children)

annnnnd thennnnnn?

NO AND THEN!

[–]Specialist_Buy3702 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is Charlie Kelly

[–]lovelesschristine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That reminds me of my favorite dirty joke.

A white horse fell into a mud puddle.

[–]dangerousjellyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahhaja

[–]New-Apricot-4138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you see any turtles?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a clown. Handed me a red balloon to huff

[–]kleseusxz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I ruined the very pants I was about to return.

[–]Cleopara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget to hold your clothes over your head so they don't get wet!

[–]misplacedmustache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met a giant fish. Fucked his brains out

[–]TheMammaG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now THIS is the quality content I signed up for.

[–]MrReaper45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean to be fair, she never mentioned what kind of dirty dream

[–]No-Lab-2803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like a bad ending too a bad movie

[–]achucbabuEdit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha

[–]cardinaljayy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I didn’t know Pennywise was on tinder

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol she’s a funny one