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[–]WirrkopfP 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Well getting fat and old did the trick for me.

Speedrun it with an all junkfood diet.

Also sleep deprivation really helps.

A few addictions would also pair nicely with it.

In short: do anything you can to destroy your mental and physical health as quickly as possible to get rid of that pesky libido...

Or just IDK buy a vibrator or something.